They are Spinal Tap in real life-bickering, leaning on a corporate psychologist-type, and taking themselves waaaaay too seriously as they struggle to produce another megahit album of terribly loud music. Who can forget Lars Ulrich, the drummer for the heavy metal band Metallica, waving a list of Napster users outside Napster's Silicon Valley offices? As anyone who has seen the hilarious Metallica documentary Some Kind of Monster can attest, Lars and his hard-charging gang are savvy enough businessmen and good musicians if you're into that sort of thing they're also a collection of petulant, absurdly wealthy, man-children. Instead, he signed a slightly lesser known act, Brian Poole and the Tremeloes. This, according to Blender, was an even bigger gaffe than a Decca Record A&R exec's failure to sign the Beatles in the early 1960s. Now about those brain-dead moments: That the Napster fracas tops the Blender list says everything about the state of the recording industry. Reuben Lee of CNET Asia has also posted a short take on it on Crave. My colleague Tom Krazit is looking into it, and will let you know if there's more to this on his One More Thing blog. But it's Apple, so people will get worked up about this no matter how isolated it may turn out to be. Reuters says Apple is looking into what happened, and there's no indication so far that this is any sort of widespread problem. Now as a frequent carrier of an iPod Nano, this certainly got my attention. These are people, after all, who thought 8-tracks were a great idea.īut before we roundly mock the recording industry, about those iPods: A Reuters report out of Japan said one of Apple's iPod Nanos emitted sparks while being recharged. It's fair to say Blender believes the industry has had a tin ear when it comes to new technology. 5 on Blender's list) and Sony BMG's copy-protection rootkit scandal (logging in at No. Two other tech-related fiascos, the ham-handed piracy suit brought against single mom Jammie Thomas (No. But there was a problem: They weren't paying for it, and the record industry sued the pants off Napster and eventually, many would argue, killed it in its original form. To refresh your memories: Shawn Fanning's dandy innovation allowed people to share millions of songs over the Internet.
Topping that list, not surprisingly, is the industry's jihad against Napster. On a day when we learn an iPod apparently threw off sparks in Japan, generating nervous memories of exploding Dell laptops, let's take time to report the obvious: The people who run the recording industry are very often not very bright.ī has published an entertaining list of the record industry's 20 biggest, dumbest, and stunningly dense moments.